Movie Advice Monday: Teen Wolf


"There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. You stick with that, and everything else is cream cheese."

Coach Finstock, Teen Wolf (1985)

As I begin the long and familiar road back to my blogging roots -- writing inconsistently and leaving my movie review site to slowly wither and die -- I've decided to dedicate Mondays to Movie Advice. It's short, sweet, and super easy to post on a weekly basis when all I need is the following: (1) a movie quote, (2) a couple of sentences of personal insight or commentary, and (3) most importantly, letting the quote speak for itself.

Today's quote -- while potentially sound advice -- is put here just because I've always found it funny. And while this movie hasn't done anything but aged poorly in its almost thirty years in existence, the least I could do is show it a little respect since it gave me so much joy back in my more impressionable years.

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  1. AnonymousMarch 4, 2013 at 11:20 AM

    And it will be forever remembered for the guy who was playing with himself (I guess you could say) in the background in the bleachers lol....

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    1. The DudeMarch 4, 2013 at 12:08 PM

      Ya know, I heard about that but never really investigated it to confirm. Maybe I shouldn't now...

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